Quotes That Will Go Up on My Cubicle Wall

"If you want to call someone a thieving pig fucker, you'd better be prepared to produce the pig." - Hunter S. Thompson

"Don't fuck up." - Rusty Todd

"Don't mess up, now." - Jeff Unger, U of I Journalism Dept.

"Scotch tastes like old man." - Adrianna Rodriguez

"I wish I had four hands...so I could give four thumbs down." - Dave Chapelle

"Our Greatest Glory Is Not In Never Falling, But In Rising Every Time We Fall." - Confucius

"Dying with your face on a t-shirt isn't all that original." -Velvet Revolver

"Oy, mate! How'd you get so fat?"
"Because every time I fucked your wife, she gave me a buiscuit!' -Chatter at an Austrailian football game (...ok, maybe not this one.)

"You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'." - Jim Byrd, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind."

"I have principles. That's why I will murder people for a slice of good lemon supreme pie." - Me.