And thus was born...

MarcusV01: we should have the weekly dariush joke though, lol
kerneldashiki: we should

So here by popular demand, the weekly joke....



A duck waddles into a bar and hops up onto a bar stool. The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

The duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No, we don't have any grapes."

The duck waddles out.

The next day the duck waddles into the bar and hops up onto a bar stool. The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

The duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No, I told you we don't have any grapes.

The duck waddles out.

The next day the duck waddles into the bar and hops up onto a bar stool. The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

The duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender gets pissed off and says, "I told you yesterday and the day before, we don't have any grapes. If you ask me for grapes one more time, I'll nail your feet ot the floor."

The duck says, "Okay," and walks out.

The next day, the duck walks in and hops up on a bar stool.

The bartender is waiting for it and says, "So what do you want?"

The duck says, "You got any nails?"

The bartender says, "No, we don't have any nails."

The duck says, "You got any grapes?"



*rimshot*