Joke of the week...
A blonde who has dyed her hair brown gets a job doing work for two weeks on a sheep farm. She works for two weeks and at the end of the two weeks, the farmer pays her and tells her how great she did.
"If I can guess the answer to a random question you ask me about the work here, can I have a sheep?" she asks.
The farmer thinks about it and agrees.
"Okay. How many sheep do I have?"
She immediately replies, "100."
"That's terrific! Exactly right. Go and pick out which sheep you want."
The blonde picks her sheep and puts it in her car and prepares to drive off when the farmer asks, "Can I have a chance to get my sheep back if I guess something right about you?"
The blonde nods and agrees.
"Ok, you're a blonde, not a brunette."
The blonde is dumbstruck.
"How did you know!?"
The farmer points at her car.
"Bring back my dog and we'll talk about it."
/*ducks flying shoe thrown by Adrianna*
"If I can guess the answer to a random question you ask me about the work here, can I have a sheep?" she asks.
The farmer thinks about it and agrees.
"Okay. How many sheep do I have?"
She immediately replies, "100."
"That's terrific! Exactly right. Go and pick out which sheep you want."
The blonde picks her sheep and puts it in her car and prepares to drive off when the farmer asks, "Can I have a chance to get my sheep back if I guess something right about you?"
The blonde nods and agrees.
"Ok, you're a blonde, not a brunette."
The blonde is dumbstruck.
"How did you know!?"
The farmer points at her car.
"Bring back my dog and we'll talk about it."
/*ducks flying shoe thrown by Adrianna*
posted by Shafa at 12:02 AM
3 Comments:
Yo guys...just wanted to send an hola! i would post something but alas, i never got an invite or whatever. and i've been too busy/lazy to hound adrian. hope you are all having a great time!! if i ever get access i'll let you know how i'm doing. my summer has been great:) other interns are awesome, i live for the weekends. not much has changed i guess, work hard play harder. and of course i have been sneaking away to chicago and champaign at times. work is good but i'm ready to go back to school....illini for life baby, i see why those people come back w/ tears in their eyes after they graduate. real world is overrated. kisses from indy:)
Hey, Sara. I'm glad you're doing well. To be exceedingly clear: I invited all 2005 alumni to the blog. In fact, I still have unopened invitations, including yours. It's likely spam features filtered those messages, so I've sent another one to your Gmail address.
HA! Funny! (sorry if there are any blonds reading this)
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